Terrible hangover, passionately overrun morning quickie, baby puked all over your suits...... there are too many reasons / excuses that make you decide to take the day off from work at the last minute. So you pick up the phone with a slightly-faster pumping heart, readjust your mildly excited emotion and dial to your colleague or HR Department. You may put up your exhausted tone,
tell the horseshit that will set you free for a day. Not good at lying? Oh cut the crap, but there is actually
a WikiHow for that.
WikiHow - Call in sick when you just need a day off
We all know everyone does this once in a while. Some people may be decent enough to actually pay a visit at the doctor and display the medications on their work desk just to make sure everyone gets it.
"Everybody lies."
However some people tends to do an extra too much just to persuade the others about their lies which have little significance. I hate most when they give a nauseating description on their illness, as detailed as the number of times and texture of their diarrhoea. No one actually fucking cares about the horrific colors of your puke! And everyone knows you simply did not want to come to work and so you faked your sickness. Shouldn't you be so exhausted from being unwell? Why don't you just shut the fuck up and take some rest?
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